For the frustrated
their lack of basic baseball skills, many Dodgers have knowledge
in other subjects. A few of them have volunteered to generously
share their knowledge with you.
to Make Crack Cocaine
2 parts ok coke HCL for 1 part baking soda in 20 ml of water.
solution gently until white precipitates form, and stop heating
when precipitation stops.
and keep precipitate. Wash precipitate once with water..
24 hours under heat lamp and snort.
to be suspended from baseball for the 12th time.
to Save the American Flag
flag burners on the field.
through the outfield and snatch flag away from vandals.
an announcer and make it impossible for anyone to follow the game.
into the stands during an inning.
fan up the aisle.
at fan and choke vigorously.
to Get Drunk and Fall Asleep Behind the Wheel
knocked out of the game in the 3rd inning.
shower and drive to liquor store.
alcohol and drink quickly.
fists and spin around.
dont no. my I.Q be 36.
to Give Up Historic Home Runs
Chan Ho Park
mediocre fastball down the middle.
on the mound and watch as ball sails over wall.
like you made a good pitch.
to Make Wild Throws to First Base
at first baseman 20 feet away.
the ball at peanut guy in the stands.
Knoblauch evidently read this.)
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