it's complimentary, critical, or just plain stupid, DB gets plenty
of email... and a lot of it is just too good not to share. Below
are some of the best...
*Sigh* you suck! Why must you insist on watching the games live when past records show that they lose when you do? My boyfriend and I (who are both avid readers) think you do it so that you'll have something bad to say to put on your page ... Although I'm sure it'd be easy to find something negative regardless of the outcome of the game ... At any rate, I adore your site but for fuck's sake, stop watching/going to the games!
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
- S.M., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: Was this email really so important that you couldn't wait to get back to your computer and had to send it from your Blackberry?
Your website is a hoot, but what the fuck are you thinking by jinxing them with a flesh & blood appearance at Chavez Ravine?!? You must be a mathematical oddsmaking dunce to want to tempt the fate of the numbers. Fucking inconsiderate fear and self-loathing in Los Angeles motherfucker. You're the Jason Grabowski of fan website editors!
- S.C., Santa Monica, CA
RESPONSE: I may be a “mathematical oddsmaking dunce” but the odds are 2:1 that you have sexual fantasies about Jason Grabowski.
Did you lose my phone number?
- B.S., Carlsbad, CA
RESPONSE: Yes, Mom, and I'm about to lose your email address, too.
Do me a favor - shoot Ned Colletti, then me. The order is important, I at least deserve the satisfaction of seeing Ned lose his job before I die.
- B.J., Bakersfield, CA
RESPONSE: I’d ask Juan Pierre to shoot Ned for me, but I’m afraid the bullet would get there on four bounces.
If my dog was as gay as you, I'd probly kill it.
- F.L., Whittier, CA
RESPONSE: You should kill it anyway. I'm sure it's tired of going to Proposition 8 rallies with you.
What's the deal with the sparce updates so far? So much to bag on and only a few updates so far this season. I just flushed $100 down the toilet betting the dodgers to win it all and needed something to cheer me up!!!
- J.F., Seattle, WA
RESPONSE: You wouldn't need to be cheered up if you had just kept your $100.
I have been having nightmares about Terry Mulholland... what should I do?
- A.A., Carson, CA
RESPONSE: You should be happy you're not having nightmares about Kim Ng.
By your own admission, the Dodgers are a better team when you don't watch them. As such, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL WATCHING? When they're playing, go to a movie, to the store or even to the gym. As any good self-loathing Dodger fan, you should do what's best for the team.; and, in this case, it's stop watching. FUCK.
- V.S., Cerritos, CA
RESPONSE: Give me $13.50 every time the Dodgers are on TV and I’ll gladly go to a movie.
found your site for the first time today. Why so much bad language?
Someone's got to edit this stuff.
- M.I., Rancho Santa Margarita, CA
RESPONSE: Wow, if you think the site has bad language
now, you should have read it a few years ago when Kevin Malone was
the fucking GM.
U SHOULD NAME ME ASSHOLE OF THE MOMENT COZ I ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE
DODGERS HAVE A CHANCE THIS SEASON. GO DODGERS GO WOOOOO HOOOOOOO.
- J.J., Halfway, OR
RESPONSE: You're not an asshole for thinking the Dodgers
have a chance. You're an asshole for typing in all caps.
are a douchebag. This website is a testament to the fact that Dodger
fans are whiney bitches. You had Alan Trammell on your asshole list?
Of all the things you could write about? Come to Detroit and say
that, you piece of shit. You'll end up next to Jimmy Hoffa.
G.F., Detroit, MI
RESPONSE: The only good thing to come out of Detroit
is Axel Foley.
do you bag on the Dodgers so damn much? Just because they went from
first to fourth place in the all powerful NL west in a matter of
2 days. Why don't we focus on positive things like the fact that
you are the illegitimate love child of Tommy Lasorda and one of
Pedro Guerreros crack whores? Does Bill Russell'ss picture make
you want to whack it all night long like Lionel Ritchie? Did Ron
Cey come over late at night and bang your mother and then come into
your room and punch you in the face? Steve Sax is your hero because
he has a small dick. Your mother is a notch in Steve Garveys head
board. Bob Welch nailed your sister and you got it on video. Terry
Whitfield lived at your house in the off season because your mom
was L.A.'s crack whore. While your mother had a 1 on 28 with the
entire 1983 roster, Vin Scully did the play by play. When he talked
about the seventh inning stretch, he meant your mom's vagina. Fuck
R.P., Pleasanton, CA
RESPONSE: Actually, it was a 1 on 26 that my mom had.
Jack Fimple and German Rivera weren't interested.
recently given a Nomo Dodger bobblehead statue which I would love
to donate to whatever cause Dodger Blues deems appropriate. I just
don't want to pay the shipping as that is probably more than the
doll is worth. Let me know if you are interested. Keep up the great
- K.B., Issaquah, WA
RESPONSE: Great, I love paying to ship worthless items.
Please send me the Nomo bobbleheadand throw in an autographed
Mike Trombley jersey, too. I'll be waiting by my mailbox.
Wolf is a fucking punk. I went to high school with him and he's
a bitch. That pussy thinks he is so tough but he ain't nothing.
I ever see him in the streets I will break his other arm.
B.D., Encino, CA
RESPONSE: Don't get too worked up... I don't know if
Wolf ventures into the mean streets of Encino.
last meaningful Dodger moment occured on Thursday evening, October
20, 1988. Right after Hershiser struck out Tony Phillips to end
game 5 of the World Series, Orel was lifted up by Rick Dempsey threw
his fist in the air. Thus, the last meaningful Dodger moment took
place. The fact that you're off by five days is not surprising seeing
as how you have FUCKING SHIT FOR BRAINS.
- R.D., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: You want to see a picture of Rick Dempsey on
the web site instead of Kirk Gibson?
with the bagging, your pissing me off and you don't have any fucking
clue how much better this team has improved the last two years because
your so retarded.
- J.G., Sierra Madre, CA
RESPONSE: First of all, this is the worst Dodger team
in the last decade. Secondly, your mom isn't an English teacher,
did you bother putting in the work to change your logo and look
of the website just make it look like a different piece of shit
than it was before? I'd puke on it, except I don't want to ruin
- R.H., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: Laptop? Don't lie to me. You have a Macintosh
Classic, don't you?
a week off from school. I didn't have anything to do (I mean, you
can only surf for so much porn), so I wound up visiting your site.
I read it from time to time, but this week, I decided to read your
entire News archive. Man, when you say "Re-live the misery,"
you're not kidding. After spending three hours reading about the
total ineptitude of the Dodgers, from November 2001 to April 2006,
I have lost all faith in humanity. Remember that scene in The Ten
Commandments when Heston sees the burning bush and his hair turns
white? Same thing happened to yours truly. If I was a chick, I no
doubt would've been blubbering like a baby once I read about Shawn
Green grounding softly to first for the 587th time in the span of
a week. But, I was able to cowboy up and read the whole damn thing.
Good site. I'll never be the same again. It's like I have PTSD or
M.W., New York, NY
RESPONSE: You can only surf for so much porn?
has to be the worst website ever.
L.S., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: You've clearly never gone to rossportersanus.com.
like to ask you a question..... Who the hell do you root for? And
1. Ned Colletti is not new to the whole "General Manager Thing"
He was the right-hand man for the Giants GM from 1993-2005, if it
wasn't for him, the Giants would of been crap for years. 2. The
Dodgers had the best record in the NL after the All-Star break,
Betemit, Lugo, and Anderson did a damn fine job, they all helped
out in a crap load of wins. And 3. I speak for myself and along
with the rest of the True Dodger fan who knows what the hell is
goinng on, This year was a damn fine success, with rookies, vet's,
knowing a player from Japan can come in and be your closer, lead
the league in scoring offense, 3 starters with 14+ wins, Drew knocking
in 100 Runs, getting a GM that everybody loves and can make moves
to get you in the postseason, and drawing 3 Million fans every year,
MLB teams would kill to have and organization like the Dodgers have,
the atmosphere at Dodger Stadium is priceless. This team is going
to be winning for years. I think your website, along with yourself
is full of shit. (No Offense) Sounds to me like your a Giants fan...
Thanks for Colletti, our gain is your loss. Think Blue Dumbass?
J.R., Moorpark, CA
RESPONSE: Julio Lugo hit .219 for the Dodgers last season.
Wilson Betemit hit .241. The Dodgers couldn't win a weak division
and were swept in three games by the Mets in the Division Series.
That's a "damn fine success"? Doucheface.
you provide me with a list of Dodger players who had the #3?
M.A., Sacramento, CA
site lets me know I'm not the only one who hates to love the Dodgers.
I keep coming here a few games after every allstar break. I know
you like to tell everyone to "fuck off" when they ask
gay questions, but why do you care about the Dodgers so much? Fans,
with nothing else to talk about, want to know.
M.T., Apple Valley, CA
RESPONSE: Glad you like the site. To answer your question,
I care about the Dodgers so much because I was raised by Ron Cey.
Then when Cey moved on to play with the Cubs, I got sent to Franklin
Stubbs' house, where I spent my teenage years. After Stubbs' career
ended and he became an auto mechanic, I lived underneath a palm
tree near the Elysian Park entrance to the stadium. Occasionally
I'd get lucky and find discarded Dodger Dogs to nibble on. Now fuck
off and stop asking me gay questions.
is too much bull shit when you guys are broadcasting the game. All
we hear is a lot of bull shit about everything except the game.
We can tell because we hear the hit and the crowd yell and then
about 3 minutes later the broadcaster says the hitter got a hit.
Way too late. Too much talking about everything except the game.
We just watch the game on TV. Please pass this on to the radio broadcasters.
J.Y., Palm Springs, CA
RESPONSE: Sure, next time I happen to be having lunch
with Charley Steiner and Rick Monday, I'll mention it.
the author of a book to empower young people, dealing with educational
- environmental - and social issues, I was hoping that one of the
Dodgers could deliver a message in Part 4. That is the section of
the book where "voices" from the community are "United
for a Healthier World." After reviewing the quotes on your
site, the person I respect the most is J.D. Drew - since he payed
tribute to God and has good work ethics. Something that echoes messages
contained in the book.... Would it be possible for me to share information
"About the Author" and excerpts from my book in order
to help you make an informed decision about having a message from
him in "Behind the School Wall?" If he is not available,
is there anyone who is environmentally aware - health conscious
- and a good role model for teenagers? The Captain of the Balboa
Ferry, Bob, said I should discuss this with Camile Johnston, but
I am not sure how to get in touch with her. Any help you can offer
will be greatly appreciated. The book will be published in early
B.K., Irvine, CA
RESPONSE: Is "Captain of the Balboa Ferry, Bob"
the codename for your doctor at the mental institution? Jesus christ,
this website is stupid and that whoever created it is a b****. I
mean you're a dodger fan and you're making fun of them. That's so
stupid and i guess u are, too.
M.Y., San Bernardino, CA
RESPONSE: It's one thing not to like the site, but if
you're calling me a birdy, that's just mean.
had a concern about getting a phone call about 10 mins ago 8/7/06
from a girl named Priscilla claiming to be from dodgerblues.com.
According to her I supposedly won 5 free tickets to any DOdger game
I choose just for logging on to here so many times. I'm really concerned
whether or not this was a prank. Please write back to me and let
me know if you do have a Priscilla working for you. Thank you.
D.N., Fontana, CA
RESPONSE: Honestly, does it look like there's a girl
involved with this site?
you rather bang Tommy Lasorda or Fred Claire? Why??
- Y.D., Livermore, CA
RESPONSE: Interesting question. While Fred Claire sounds
like a woman, with enough booze I think I could have fun playing
around with Tommy's man boobs.
took a shit and it looked and smelled like this website.
- B.C., El Dorado, AK
RESPONSE: And I bet you liked the smell, didn't you?
SHOULD GET SHOT. DONT BAG ON THE DOYERS!!!! COME SIT IN THE PAVILION
WHERE THE FANS R AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!
L.J., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: Thanks for the offer, but I'm not interested
in starting the wave.
sad to see Hee Seop Choi leave the Dodgers. He was one of our best
players and he will be missed. He should have been given a chance.
- S.R., Albuquerque, NM
RESPONSE: We shed tears, too... but they were tears of
is the most gay website of all time?
Answer: dodgerblues.com: 100%
R.N., Pleasanton, CA
RESPONSE: Do you enjoy looking at gay websites? Should
we put up naked photos of Odalis Perez?
blow. wanna fight me?
J.B., Hunters Point, CA
RESPONSE: Yes. Yes, I do. Flag pole. 3pm. After school.
updates please, you are way behind your normal pace....what gives?
- J.R., Bakersfield, CA
RESPONSE: Sorry, Ive been busy banging your girlfriend.
guys are a bunch of haters... heh.. I mean this shit could be said
for every other team in baseball. The Dodgers are not the only team
in baseball with issues. However, the Dodgers are on the right track
and have the best farm system around... I like the direction they
have taken and give Frank a fucking brake... he admitted he fucked
up. As the owner, it's not like he wants to fucking lose every year.
Help yourself and get a day job, dunce.
- G.F., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: I have a day job. A good one, too. I audition
strippers by letting them give me lap dances. What is it that you
I'm doing some research on a Dodgers jersey I bought at a
garage sale recently, and was hoping maybe you can help me or know
of someone that can help me. The name on the back of the jersey
is Palmer and the number is 20. Everthing is sewn onto the jersey.
I have not found any Palmers so far in my research that have played
for the LA Dodgers, so my guess is that it is a minor league jersey.
Do you know by chance who this Palmer is?? Or know of someone that
might know who it is?? Any help would be great.
- K.T., San Diego, CA
RESPONSE: Your jersey belonged to Larry Palmer, a utility
infielder in the mid-1980s in the La Mirada slow-pitch softball
to contact Dennis Springer to obtain an autograph baseball. Any
D.H., City withheld
RESPONSE: Here's a suggestion: kill yourself.
do you pronounce the name "Ng" as in "Kim Ng"?
Is it "Noh" or "Ang"?
K.B., South Bend, IN
RESPONSE: It's pronounced "Ask someone who cares."
LAME ASS NEEDS TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND. YOU HATED SHAWN GREEN. NOW
YOU ARE ALL BUTT HURT THEY TRADED HIM? WHO GIVES A SHIT IF LA IS
PAYING SOME OF HIS SALARY. IF HES SUCH A COCK, WHO GIVES A RATS
ASS. YOU PISS AND MOAN AND CRY AND BITCH. I HEARD YOUR PUSSY ASS
ON KEVIN AND BEAN. YOU BITCH, COME SIT IN THE BLEACHERS AND TALK
ALL THAT SHIT YOU SAY ABOUT THE PAVILLIONS. FUCK YOU IN YOUR STUPID
ASS. GO TOSS YOUR UNCLES SALAD. FUCK YOU.
D.B., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: And you wonder why I talk shit about the pavilions.
rickey ledee photo fun is beyond disgusting. Don't get me wrong,
i'm all for bathroom humor. but that was just disgusting. even for
- M.J., Tempe, AZ
RESPONSE: It's porn, not bathroom humor.
you'd like to know that I ran into Glenn Hoffman at a restaurant
last season. I think it was Glenn Hoffman.
- J.H., San Diego, CA
RESPONSE: If he was bussing tables, it was definitely
should put a clock up for the worst dodger moment and change is
every 5 days when ishii pitches.
- J.S., Santa Barbara, CA
RESPONSE: We haven't changed the Gibson clock in the
five years since the site began. The chances of us changing the
clock every 5 days are about as slim as Tripp Cromer after an enema.
What the hell is wrong with you? What happened to you in your childhood
that made you so bitter toward the Ddodgers?
- T.M., Glendale, CA
RESPONSE: Franklin Stubbs stole my tricycle. You try
recovering from that.
do you hate Jim Tracy so much? he's managed the Dodgers to a good
record every year he's been here.
- P.F., Woodland Hills, CA
RESPONSE: Go to hell.
you have old programs for sale?
- K.O., Brea, CA
RESPONSE: Sorry, we just sold out. But can we interest
you in Bobby Castillo's comb?
I love your site. I was wondering if you had heard anything about
Paul Shuey? Is he supposed to be back this year? Is he looking like
the 7th inning guy to set up for Brazoban and Gagne? Thanks.
- B.B., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: Sorry to break the news, but Paul Shuey has
signed a minor league contract with Tom Martin's nipples.
spite of everything said about Jim Tracy, he is the best manager
this side of Earl Weaver, and he has proven time and again that
you can make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
- T.F., Laurel, DE
RESPONSE: It's a good thing the sow is missing his ear
so he doesn't have to listen to you kiss Jim Tracy's ass.
understand all the hateful comments made about the dodgers. i mean
t j simers, that moron who writes for the times is the biggest ass
and then this website is close behind (pun intended). i see no similar
parallels in any other baseball city; where would any other city
tolerate someone so negative as tj simers in their main newspaper
making such comments about their team? it's all negative especially
attacking tracey, it's just down right irritating and depressing
to constantly hear negative and putdowns. quit whining. you all
sound like crybabies!!! i've followed the dodgers since wally moon
and his moon shots in the coliseum, so don't question my credentials.
it takes a lot of "work" to follow the dodgers across
a continent and i am proud to proclaim i am a dodgers fan
- Name and city withheld
RESPONSE: First of all, you try sitting in 2 hours
of bumper-to-bumper traffic every day to get 3 fucking miles and
tell me how bright and cheerful you are. Second, if you're
such a big Dodger fan, why the hell are you putting an 'e' in the
is the worst piece of crap I have ever read. You will be on the
dodgers nutsack once they win the world series. I hope you stuff
all your info where the sun dont shine because you will never be
dodger fans and lastly, I think you are all gay.
F.M., South Gate, CA
RESPONSE: Just to clarify... this place where the sun
don't shine... you're talking about South Gate, right?
Mom is missing in my bedroom!
Name and city withheld
RESPONSE: Well, if she's in your bedroom then she isn't
missing, now is she?
dont you lazy asses put up some new god damn lookalikes. i've got
a good idea, the dodger blues team and olmaedo's lazy, fat, mexican
W.Q., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: First of all, Olmedo was born in Panama, not
Mexico. Second of all, fuck you.
guys can actually update all the parts of your site for once. I
hated checking here after a few weeks and having zero updates. If
you guys are going to do a site, you may as well do it correctly
and with some effort. I mean you guys do a great job on the things
you do, but quantity matters as well. You never even actived your
suck poll. I mean do something, funny only works for so long, you
need new gimmicks. Overall though, this year was about a B-, good
effort, but so much more could have been done. So sack up and try
Name and city withheld (Pussy!)
RESPONSE: I'll tell you whatwe'll sack up and try
harder under one condition: you light your face on fire and send
us the video.
really need to get a life. this is irrespective of whether i'm a
dodger fan or not. please get a life instead of wasting your time
on doing meaningless, frivolous work like maintaining this website.
it serves to making you into a more cynical, unattractive, sarcastic
person. so please get a life...
Name and city withheld (Pussy!)
RESPONSE: If we're wasting our time doing meaningless,
frivolous work like maintaining this web site, what does that mean
for people like you, who not only read the site, but take the time
to search for the feedback form? What would you call thatsocial
work? By the way, we have a life. We spend every free moment
on a website that pisses off people like you. Thanks for reading.
Mike Fetters interview was terrible! Are you copying the Dodgers
September fade or what? You need to step it up and put your game
M.E., Fort Myers, FL
RESPONSE: Hey, it's not our fault that Mike Fetters doesn't
know how to conduct interviews.
the Internet. Any jackoff with time on her hands and who secretly
hates baseball has to lampoon something. Goodluck rooting for the
steroid king from San Fran.
C.F., Van Nuys, CA
RESPONSE: Yes, we devote all this time to making a web
site about the Dodgers because we hate baseball. And you think a
woman would waste her time doing this?
has got to be the most foolish website I have ever seen. If all
you have to do is this, then your a joke. You have got to be a Giant
(SF) fan, these are the only fuckers I know with the time to devote
to this kind of bullshit. By the way would you close down this fuckhole
of a site if they won the world series. I guess not as this is the
only thing in the world that would give an assfucker like yourself
a reason to live. Better yet why don't you just keep the site up
when they win and show yourself getting it from your favorite donkey,
online, when they win the series.
T.R., Long Beach, CA
RESPONSE: For the record, we just do this web site when
we're not doing cancer research.
wanted to drop you an email thanking you for this website, and from
a fan who can actually read, write and spell. I absolutely love
Dodger Blues for its' caustic, TRUTHFULL commentary. God knows the
team has broken my heart in September more times than should be
allowed. Thanks for the site.
C.N., Nashville, TN
RESPONSE: We appreciate the praise, but you might be
a little too confident about your spelling ability.
encarncion/he is/was my favorite player
J.S., city withheld
RESPONSE: Maybe you should learn to spell the name of
your favorite player. Nonetheless, Jose Flores wants to be your
new favorite player.
Drysdale is my all time favorite Dodger. When his bobble head came
out I came down and got one. I wonder if anyone else notice the
bobble head has his throwing arm coming over the top. Big D threw
3/4 or side arm. Wish they got it right. Thanks a little dissapointed.
N.I., Pasadena, CA
RESPONSE: Yeah, we feel you brother. Lost sleep over
MR SCULLY. MY FAMILY IS A DODGER FAN WE HAD A QUESTION IN REGARDS
TO MR BRITO THE DADGERS SCOUT IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME THAT WE HAVE
NOTICE HIS ABSENCE FROM BEHIND HOME. HAPPEN TO HIM.& WHO'S The
NEW SCOUT THANK YOU FOR A WONDERFU JOB THAT YOU DO WE HAVE NOT HEARD
ANY OTHER ANNOUNCER TALK SO NICELY OF ANY PLAYER IN THE BASEBALL
FIELD OR ANY OTHER SPORT.KEEP UP YOUR GOOD JOB
R.G., Pico Rivera, CA
RESPONSE: I killed Mike Brito in a bar fight 8 months
ago. Sincerely, Vin Scully.
thought of this website should be fucken beat to a bloody pulp.
You are obviously not a true dodger fan and don't deserve to live.
why don't you go to chavez ravine and talk all this shit and see
what happens. you fucken ass clown!!
- M.K., Stevens Point, WI
RESPONSE: So I guess we shouldn't count on any look-alike
submissions from you?
know what, your web-site is a piece of shit! fuck the shit you have
to say nothing but a hater....find something better to do. im very
disappointed. people like you are whats wrong with america!
- R.A., California
RESPONSE: No, your grammar is what's wrong with America.
(Learn how to use an apostrophe.)
you have any kind of freebies you giveaway?
M.L., New Zealand
RESPONSE: Sure, you can pick: a Jeff Hamilton rookie
card, a pair of Olmedo Saenz's underpants, or the piece of Dodger
Dog that I just burped up.
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J.H., New York
RESPONSE: Impotence? Drop your mom off at the Dodger
Blues offices and we'll see how impotent we are.
like to submit my story of a weak ass dodger fan getting his ass
wooped by me. Dodgers fans are pathetic. Not only are they horrible
baseball fans, they can't fight. I beat up some limp wristed so-cal
dodger fan this year at Pac Bell. I threw his hat into the bay.
GO GIANTS. DODGERS SUCK.
- J.O., city withheld
RESPONSE: Did that 'fan' happen to be a skinny Jewish
guy, about 6'4", with the name 'GREEN' on the back of his shirt?
I just recently discovered this and various other anti-Dodger sites.
To be honest, I love the Giant's fans. You guys are the Red Sox of
the west coast. Its hilarious, you guys think you're a premier franchise,
but for some reason you always come up a dollar short in October.
By the way, your team looks great this year. When Barry retires, are
they are to move the Giants down to AAA?
- B.B., Champaign, IL
RESPONSE: Wow, you're as quick as Olmedo Saenz.
You guys are a bunch of mo fos who don't know what they are talking
about. Dodgers are winning the pennant this year. shove up your ass
- M.J., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: Shove what up my ass?
idiot or whoever has this stupid website running, I don't appreciate
you bashing my Dodgers. You might not like the Dodgers but you are
just a low life that has nothing better to do than to bash a team.
Don't hate bitch!!!
- J.R., San Diego, CA
RESPONSE: We have plenty of other things to do than to
bash the Dodgers, it's just that this is most fun. And emails from
people like you make it all worthwhile.
I love the Dodgers. We do not suck!!!
- V.B., San Diego, CA
RESPONSE: What's with the 'we' shit? You play for them?
are really gay because you are a dodgers fan but you are badmouthing
them. Especially Lo Duca who will continue to get smaller and all
the aqddictions you are gay. fuck u
- D.R., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: Not really following with your Lo Duca thing,
you kidding me??? Whats with the dodger hatin? talk to ya in october
after we win the world series........ya pillow-bitin, no life geeks.
S.K., Bensalem, PA
RESPONSE: No life, perhaps. Geek, maybe. Stupid enough
to think the Dodgers are going to win the World Series? No.
with your view on the dodger broadcasters.. thier unique style is
welcomed... VIn is the best, Ross brings is style and Rick is refreshing.
L.G., Montebello, CA
RESPONSE: Sure, Rick is refreshing... about as refreshing
as a warm glass of vomit.
Vincent Scully still the voice of the Dodgers? How do I go about
contacting him? If I'm not mistaken, were distant cousins.
- M.B., Sacramento, CA
RESPONSE: So, pretty close with Vinny, are ya?
not like you site i think it sucks making fun of the Dodgers is
not right even though they dont do everything Great does not mean
you have any right ripping on them and i do not like it. You have
to have no time on your hands to spend your time making something
like this it is not right and Eric Gagne is thee best player ever
and his look alikes are stupid. ok sorry to say but i hate your
site....i got to go byes
- G.C., Covina, CA
RESPONSE: Byes to you too. Covina? Really?
i cant believe haters of the dodgers would go this far! u guys suck
major *kevin brown* (DICK, BITCH!) SO stop all the hating, cuz i
dont see ur sorry asses making madd bank. stop judging them just
cuz yo fat ass mommas never taught u better. if u ask me...i think
ur people are nasty and porn-addicted, lice infested, CRABinfested,
ogres. so suck a dick bitch! and im not fat, yo mamma is though,
and ya fatass granny too. Dodgers Rock!
Rosie, Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: Rosie, do you kiss your nine children with
some dodger fan gave me this site and sended me this part of it
and it popped up on hooters, do you get alot of those
- D.H., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: Um.... What?
make fun of black people. It is wrong. You can make fun of whites,
asians, or mexicans. But not blacks. Got it?
- D.J., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: Delino, is that you?
end of a straw in your mouth and the other end up your nose and suck
until your head caves in.
- M.K., Indianapolis, IN
RESPONSE: Is that what people do in Indianapolis?
it's just humor, but it's not cool to rip on a guy thats doing something
we only dream of, and making a living at it to boot. Why bag on Daryle
Ward? He will either make a contribution or the Dodgers will unload
him. He is a good guy; He hasn't beat up any coaches/players/fans.
He hasn't been arrested for DUI, drugs, wife beating or picking up
prostitutes. He's a great family guy and a role model for people who
work hard and dream. He's subjected himself to public ridicule by
attending a weight loss clinic, just to be a better player. Why do
you want his family and friends to see him dogged out in the media?
What's the point?
- J.S., Riverside, CA
RESPONSE: What's the point? The point is that there are
only so many Dodger Dogs at the satdium, and if we're not careful,
Ward might eat them all.
of presciption goggles does Eric Gagne wear? Brand? Style?
- R.Y., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: Does is seem like we have a tight relationship
with the Dodgers? Next time we're hanging out in the dugout, we'll
a bunch of people who make themselves feel better by talking shit
about other people
- Name withheld
RESPONSE: You're grammar blows. Ahhh, I feel better
guess u havent heard of the curse of the bambino....i know it has
nothing to do with the dodgers but if u dont like the dodgers there's
a chance u may not get into heaven....u must be a giants fan who has
nothing better to do with his life then make a corny website....say
what u want about my spelling and punctuation (since i know u have
nothing better to do, but i do)....the dodgers have had their share
of bad moments but we also have our magic too....win or lose good
or bad we are the most divine team....your site is pretty funny but
also very naive and ignorant....no hard feelings though...lol keep
up the good work (yea right)
- B.B., Brooklyn, NY
RESPONSE: If heaven is filled with people like you, I'll
only 18 but I Love the Dodgers I wish I could see them win the World
Series before I die. But yea I like your page even though you talk
shit about them. Its Rad cuz its good to joke around about the things
you love..and deep down you know you Love the Dodgers...
- J.B., Los Angeles, CA
RESPONSE: Considering you probably only have 50-60 years
left, don't count on seeing the Dodgers win the World Series before
you gots ta be awl racicist and sheet on yo dodger looky alikes?!
You Cracka ass mo-fuka!
- G.S., Soufth Centrul, CA
RESPONSE: Sheff, is that you?
a regular reader of your site, and have grown to appreciate your
sense of humour. The piece you recently did on Shawn Green has confirmed
my suspicions that you just can't let go of the "jew thing".
Despite your obvious knowledge of Jewish culture you just don't
like Jews do you? Ask yourself, would you do a piece on baby Jesus
shitting in his diaper all over Paul LoDuca? Look Shawn Green is
only human,surely he fucks up enough to find humor in his actions
as a Dodger. You are too clever a humorist to have to jump on the
"jew boy" wagon everytime you write about Green.
- E.W., Vero Beach, FL
RESPONSE: First of all, only occasionally do we make
Jewish references. Second, thanks for the Baby Jesus idea.
refrain from any mention of Ken Landreaux on your website. He is
a hiss and a byword. I realize that this website exists for the
purpose of making light of Dodger woes. But Landreaux is far worse
than that. He is a curse and the mere mention of his name can doom
a game or even a season. P.S. I'm sorry to have had to type the
- J.H., Stevenson Ranch, CA
RESPONSE: Ken Landreaux, Ken Landreaux, Ken Landreaux,
Ken Landreaux, Ken Landreaux, Ken Landreaux, Ken Landreaux, Ken
Landreaux, Ken Landreaux, Ken Landreaux, Ken Landreaux, Ken Landreaux.
Dave Goltz. Ken Landreaux, Ken Landreaux, Ken Landreaux.
a huge SF GIANTS fan I think your website is the greatest!!!!
- S.G., Santa Monica, CA
RESPONSE: May your balls catch fire in public.
disappointed with this website, for not having parental advise, when
it comes to your column. My 11 year old is a true Dodger Fan, and
brought this to my attention. If I knew that your columns contained
profanity, I would have never let her log on....From a very applaud
- L.G., Alhambra, CA
RESPONSE: Shit, lady. Chill the fuck out. But thanks
having a very hard time understanding why there are people in this
world that would dedicate an entire website to something so negative.
chances are, you guys are san francisco fans. why not build a site
on how good you THINK they are? why waste your time being negative?
i just dont get it.
- Name withheld
RESPONSE: We're not negative, just realistic. (OK, fine,
we're negative, but you try watching Paul Shuey every other day.)
DSL your web site loads so slow it feels like you're going back
in time. please email me when you actually post something funny
or interesting because the vibe you give off is so depressing it
goes from blue to black.
- Name withheld
RESPONSE: Go to hell.
- Lenny Harris, NY
RESPONSE: What's your beef, Lenny? Your ass may be the
size of a house, but don't take out your anger on the Dodgers.
must have that disease "opticrecutmitis." That's where
a nerve in your eye crosses with a nerve in your ass and gives you
a shitty outlook on life!
- Name withheld
RESPONSE: There are no nerves in my ass. Just dingleberries.
like to contact Jaime Jarrin - specifically to mail him a copy of
a video I made about his friend Jaime Torres, an Argentine musician.
But I can't find an address to send it to him. Can you help? Thanks.
La Puente, CA
RESPONSE: Are you fucking kidding? I'll tell you what,
send the tape to me, I'll smash the goddamn thing, and we'll pretend
like you never asked me that question.