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Mike Fetters interviews
Alex Cora |
Alex
Cora joins Mike Fetters at BBQ restaurant in Manhattan Beach. Fetters
is seated in a round booth with a round table, bib tucked nicely
into his shirt. The table has copious amounts of food on it. We're
talking spare ribs, baby back ribs, chicken, hot links, brisket,
pulled pork, baked beans, cole slaw, potato salad, collard greens,
etc
Mike
Fetters: Hey Joey. Pull up a chair.
Alex
Cora: Actually, I'm Alex. My brother is Joey.
MF:
Relax, I call everybody Joey. It's just my thing. (to waiter)
Hey Joey, bring me some more of them pork ribs.
Cora
puts on a bib and sits opposite Fetters at the round table.
AC:
Is all this food for you?
MF:(mouth
full) It ain't for you.
He
looks at Cora's physique and reconsiders.
MF:
Okay, you can have a bite.
Cora
rotates the table, spinning the plates of food away from Fetters
and toward himself. He takes a spare rib.
AC:
Mmm...these ribs are good.
MF:
I said a bite! Give me back my ribs.
AC:
I think you should be concentrating on the greens, not the ribs.
Cora
scoops some baked beans from a bowl with a large wooden spoon. Fetters,
angry as hell, throws a dinner roll at Cora who promptly knocks
it away with his knife. Fetters throws a second roll and Cora knocks
it out the way.
Pissed
as hell, Fetters grabs another roll, looks for the sign and throws
a fastball at Cora who lunges to knock it away. A customer at a
nearby table catches the roll and hands it to his son.
Cora
continues to gnaw away on food as Fetters blisters rolls at him.
Each time, Cora expertly deflects them away.
MF:
You can't do this all day, Cora. You will get tired and that plate
of ribs will be mine.
AC:
Never!
Fetters
throws another roll and Cora deflects it straight back. The restaurant
customers have risen to their feet, applauding and cheering on the
duel. Cora leans toward the plate to get another rib. Fetters fires
a roll that hits Cora in the back. Cora winces in pain.
AC:
Ow! Hey asshole, that hurt.
MF:
That's what happens when you get to close to my plate. Now give
me my ribs.
Fetters
gets up and waddles over to Cora. Cora gets up quickly, inadvertently
knocking the table and sending all of the food to the floor. Cora
dives headfirst, attempting to save the plate of ribs before it
hits the floor. As he flies through the air, Cora collides with
Mike Fetters knee, knocking Cora unconscious. Cora lands atop the
plate of ribs.
MF:
Poor Joey.
Cora
is motionless on the restaurant floor. Customers stand shocked,
worried for Cora's well-being. One of them is Nildamarie Cora.
Fetters
somehow manages to squat down to attend to Cora. He shakes Cora
vigorously, but there is no response. He shakes Cora a little more
and he gets Cora to roll over. Fetters then grabs a handful of ribs,
puts them in his pocket and walks away.
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