| 2005 | 2006
| 2008 | 2009
the 2003 season, Jim Tracy came up with this assessment of the Dodgers:
"We didn't fail. We just didn't succeed as much as we'd have
liked." And so began the collection of Dodger quotes. If you
hear or read a good one, please submit
I'm on Raffy's program -- Sundays off.
After resting again
Streak ends despite Manny's eruption.
Getting personal with the Dodgers' big man
The only thing I wanted tonight was to go deeper.
On his post-game sex
A base running boner by Scott Hairston.
With his mind in the gutter
It's always easier pitching against people you don't know. It's like a sniper or a serial killer, it's better to dehumanize the target.
Soon to have no one occupying the adjacent lockers
I'm just Dave Roberts with no speed. A bad combination.
On his lack of spring power
I'm boring now.
After singling for the fifth time in two days
I haven't been in that room in three years. Now all of a sudden I'm going to be in there because Shawn Estes is in there?
On taking shit from Estes because he
didn't show face when the pitcher was being released
Albuquerque, I might as well go pitch on the moon.
After being removed from consideration
for the major league roster
I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out.
On his 21st birthday
It was a bad trade.
Winning the 'Understatement of the Year' award
in regard to his Pedro Martinez / Delino DeShields trade
I've got to get my Gold Glove ready.
Well aware that the Dodgers aren't paying
him $45 million to catch fly balls
No, gas isn't up any more, but the price of milk is the same.
On accepting essentially the same deal
the Dodgers offered four months earlier
When his agent finds those 'serious offers' from other clubs, we'll be happy to restart the negotiations.
Airing his frustration with Scott Boras very maturely
We have it made here. We can go to nice restaurants.
After his first trip to Applebee's
I'm big on inventory. You never have enough good players.
Who can never have enough bad players, too