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After the 2003 season, Jim Tracy came up with this assessment of the Dodgers: "We didn't fail. We just didn't succeed as much as we'd have liked." And so began the collection of Dodger quotes. If you hear or read a good one, please submit it.


I'm on Raffy's program -- Sundays off.

- Manny Ramirez
After resting again

Streak ends despite Manny's eruption.

Getting personal with the Dodgers' big man

The only thing I wanted tonight was to go deeper.

- Clayton Kershaw
On his post-game sex

A base running boner by Scott Hairston.

- Vin Scully
With his mind in the gutter

It's always easier pitching against people you don't know. It's like a sniper or a serial killer, it's better to dehumanize the target.

- Randy Wolf
Soon to have no one occupying the adjacent lockers

I'm just Dave Roberts with no speed. A bad combination.

- Manny Ramirez
On his lack of spring power

I'm boring now.

- Manny Ramirez
After singling for the fifth time in two days

I haven't been in that room in three years. Now all of a sudden I'm going to be in there because Shawn Estes is in there?

- Ned Colletti
On taking shit from Estes because he
didn't show face when the pitcher was being released

Albuquerque, I might as well go pitch on the moon.

- Shawn Estes
After being removed from consideration
for the major league roster

I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out.

- Clayton Kershaw
On his 21st birthday

It was a bad trade.

- Fred Claire
Winning the 'Understatement of the Year' award
in regard to his Pedro Martinez / Delino DeShields trade

I've got to get my Gold Glove ready.

- Manny Ramirez
Well aware that the Dodgers aren't paying
him $45 million to catch fly balls

No, gas isn't up any more, but the price of milk is the same.

- Manny Ramirez
On accepting essentially the same deal
the Dodgers offered four months earlier

When his agent finds those 'serious offers' from other clubs, we'll be happy to restart the negotiations.

- Frank McCourt
Airing his frustration with Scott Boras very maturely

We have it made here. We can go to nice restaurants.

- Orlando Hudson
After his first trip to Applebee's

I'm big on inventory. You never have enough good players.

- Ned Colletti
Who can never have enough bad players, too


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