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After the 2003 season, Jim Tracy came up with this assessment of the Dodgers: "We didn't fail. We just didn't succeed as much as we'd have liked." And so began the collection of Dodger quotes. If you hear or read a good one, please submit it.

I'm on Raffy's program -- Sundays off.

- Manny Ramirez
After resting again
5/3/09

Streak ends despite Manny's eruption.

- Dodgers.com
Getting personal with the Dodgers' big man
4/22/09

The only thing I wanted tonight was to go deeper.

- Clayton Kershaw
On his post-game sex
4/16/09

A base running boner by Scott Hairston.

- Vin Scully
With his mind in the gutter
4/7/09

It's always easier pitching against people you don't know. It's like a sniper or a serial killer, it's better to dehumanize the target.

- Randy Wolf
Soon to have no one occupying the adjacent lockers
4/6/09

I'm just Dave Roberts with no speed. A bad combination.

- Manny Ramirez
On his lack of spring power
3/28/09

I'm boring now.

- Manny Ramirez
After singling for the fifth time in two days
3/28/09

I haven't been in that room in three years. Now all of a sudden I'm going to be in there because Shawn Estes is in there?

- Ned Colletti
On taking shit from Estes because he
didn't show face when the pitcher was being released
3/22/09

Albuquerque, I might as well go pitch on the moon.

- Shawn Estes
After being removed from consideration
for the major league roster
3/22/09

I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out.

- Fred Claire
Winning the 'Understatement of the Year' award
in regard to his Pedro Martinez / Delino DeShields trade
3/11/09

I've got to get my Gold Glove ready.

- Manny Ramirez
Well aware that the Dodgers aren't paying
him $45 million to catch fly balls
3/5/09

No, gas isn't up any more, but the price of milk is the same.

- Manny Ramirez
On accepting essentially the same deal
the Dodgers offered four months earlier
3/3/09

When his agent finds those 'serious offers' from other clubs, we'll be happy to restart the negotiations.

- Frank McCourt
Airing his frustration with Scott Boras very maturely
2/26/09

We have it made here. We can go to nice restaurants.

- Orlando Hudson
After his first trip to Applebee's
2/23/09

I'm big on inventory. You never have enough good players.

- Ned Colletti
Who can never have enough bad players, too
2/18/09